August 28, 2014

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August 28, 2014
With Great Power Comes The Great Oz

hotel-job:

GUEST: We’re thinking of taking our 15 year old daughter to see the Spiderman musical. Can you help us with tickets?
CONCIERGE: Well, I’d love to, but Spiderman closed last year. Is there another show you’d be interested in?
GUEST: What’s good for a 15 year old girl?
CONCIERGE: Probably Wicked…

August 27, 2014

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

(via thatnellykid)

August 27, 2014

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August 27, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

(via theloveyoumake)

August 27, 2014
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."

— At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

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August 25, 2014

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August 24, 2014

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August 21, 2014

Anonymous said: what kind of wedding are you going to have??? Big in a church? Small? This is so exciting congrats!

I don’t know how long this has been sitting in my inbox, so sorry!!

We are having a small wedding with family and close friends on a heritage farm in Melbourne next year. It’s going to be so much fun, @thatjesswhite and I are wanting to have a relaxed party atmosphere rather than something more formal. We are very excited!!

August 21, 2014

firelordsarah:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

Please watch the whole thing though I am fucking crying.

Oh wow, I watched it and afsgechgfdszcbbcxdt ughhhhhhhh. And then I watched this guy’s reaction video and it made me feel a lot better: http://youtu.be/qBZGZZFhHqw

August 20, 2014



Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.
Well then.
I salute you, amigo.

Crying

Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.

Well then.

I salute you, amigo.

Crying

(Source: awesumsos, via doctorlostsock)

August 19, 2014
"The Starks Threaten The Lannisters But Get Murdered Anyway"

Just in case you crazy kids needed a mnemonic device to remember the 9 Great Houses.

[ Tully, Stark, Targaryen, Tyrell, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Martell, Arryn ]

(via arrestedwesteros)

August 19, 2014

chubbythecorgi:

So THIS is what it’s like from—oooh I see a burger joint

August 19, 2014

(Source: sammwlson, via theloveyoumake)

August 18, 2014
firelordsarah:

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton


The picture hadn’t loaded so I read the caption first.

firelordsarah:

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

The picture hadn’t loaded so I read the caption first.

(Source: nearlyvintage)

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