We survived our two engagement parties! Melbourne and Canberra, done and dusted. Now to recover and you know, prep for the actual wedding.
Sometimes you just need a little bun to help cheer you up.
Ignacio: I’m a little concerned right now. About… your salvation and stuff… How come you have not been baptized?
Steven: Because I never got around to it, OK?
GUEST: We’re thinking of taking our 15 year old daughter to see the Spiderman musical. Can you help us with tickets?
CONCIERGE: Well, I’d love to, but Spiderman closed last year. Is there another show you’d be interested in?
GUEST: What’s good for a 15 year old girl?
CONCIERGE: Probably Wicked…
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
— At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)
Anonymous said: what kind of wedding are you going to have??? Big in a church? Small? This is so exciting congrats!
I don’t know how long this has been sitting in my inbox, so sorry!!
We are having a small wedding with family and close friends on a heritage farm in Melbourne next year. It’s going to be so much fun, @thatjesswhite and I are wanting to have a relaxed party atmosphere rather than something more formal. We are very excited!!
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
Please watch the whole thing though I am fucking crying.
Oh wow, I watched it and afsgechgfdszcbbcxdt ughhhhhhhh. And then I watched this guy’s reaction video and it made me feel a lot better: http://youtu.be/qBZGZZFhHqw
If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.
I salute you, amigo.
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