January 2012
hanleycat asked: tess it's 2.30 am and i want to go to the aviary now... do you think the birds are asleep?
“Here’s the thing; even if you are hip hop rich, like you have to take a Segway...”
– Natasha Leggero (via marxisforbros)
Art of trolling
breadpao:
I just got this chain email from my mother
beneaththepalemoonlight:
In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” The ...
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You heard it here first
thatjesswhite: i’m not a kangaroo. i’m a kangapoo.
Watchthatkindofwoman:
I was impressed with just the first 15 seconds. Little did I know… damn.
what did i just watch??
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